Fuck Being Green

Fuck being "green." But yes! to easy, realistic solutions that fit my busy ADD life.

Being green is great and all, but there's no way in hell you're going to stop global warming, fight the oil mafia and save the whales all at the same time. It's about time we redefine what being green means. For ourselves and on our own, easy, not-trying-to-be-the-next-Al-Gore terms. Rock.

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Win Prizes (like a Prius) for Being Green the Lazy Way

This is probably the coolest, most sensible green giveaway / contest thingie we’ve seen.

Jet Blue’s Pledge To Do One Thing That’s Green giveaway asks normal people to do just one normal thing that’s green. No stupid pour-your-heart-out-to-the-polar-bears videos. No magical ozone sewing kits. No inconveniencing here (unless you wanna be overzealous, then go ahead). Just pledge to do one simple thing, click a button and that’s it — you could win one of these actually not-too-shabby prizes, including a new Prius, really expensive energy-saving appliances or… a scandalous vacay to the Bahamas? Whatever, just nod your head and roll with it.

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