Fuck Being Green

Fuck being "green." But yes! to easy, realistic solutions that fit my busy ADD life.

Being green is great and all, but there's no way in hell you're going to stop global warming, fight the oil mafia and save the whales all at the same time. It's about time we redefine what being green means. For ourselves and on our own, easy, not-trying-to-be-the-next-Al-Gore terms. Rock.

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Oprah’s KFC Giveaway = Irresponsible and So Not Green

Ok, ok. Yes, I will download a coupon for what looks to be a delicious (and free!) 2 piece/2 side grilled chicken meal from KFC — just like the rest of the universe. But it would have been much better if I could, say, have a barcode texted to my phone and then KFC could scan my screen. But, no, Oprah and KFC want to force millions of people to waste millions of sheets of paper, printer ink and precious time going to the printer (when you could be building your Ultimate Porn Station or discovering the beauty of the Other Green Meat instead).

You as an individual owe it to yourself to do your part as it fits your life. Oprah, on the other hand, who has an influence on like a bagillion people, needs to think ahead a little bit more. Silly Oprah. And here you thought you were perfect. Let’s put that thinking cap on next time, okay?

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