Fuck Being Green

Fuck being "green." But yes! to easy, realistic solutions that fit my busy ADD life.

Being green is great and all, but there's no way in hell you're going to stop global warming, fight the oil mafia and save the whales all at the same time. It's about time we redefine what being green means. For ourselves and on our own, easy, not-trying-to-be-the-next-Al-Gore terms. Rock.

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Move and/or Spring Clean Green-ly and Lazy-ly

It’s May. Lots of people are moving apartments and/or throwing heaps of misguided purchases out of their homes. Or they’re not doing it because the mere thought scares the bajeebus out of them.

Goodwill is here to help (as always, even though they’re so often forgotten). As long as your crap doesn’t reak of sex and mildew, they’ll come pick it up and take it to some less-fortunate folk who can reuse it way better than your attick/closet/under-the-bed-area can. We repeat: they will pick your crap up for you and take it far, far away so you never have to see it or touch it or cough in the cloud of dust it spews into your living space ever again. Here on fuckbeinggreen.tumblr.com, we think a lazy green is a better green. Can I get a “woot”?

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