Fuck Being Green

Fuck being "green." But yes! to easy, realistic solutions that fit my busy ADD life.

Being green is great and all, but there's no way in hell you're going to stop global warming, fight the oil mafia and save the whales all at the same time. It's about time we redefine what being green means. For ourselves and on our own, easy, not-trying-to-be-the-next-Al-Gore terms. Rock.

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Green or Stupid? Miss USA Failure Dresses Only in Rags

Doesn’t she look lovely! Oh man Google Images rock.

Anywho, Amal Bennett-Judge, a loser contestant in the Ms. Washington D.C. race, apparently won’t wear new clothes and seems to think that to be good enough a reason to win the Miss USA crown. She thinks it’s a smart, green way to live. Let’s take a second to weigh the pros and cons of such a “green” life:

Cons

  • Scary, weird and extreme — and only makes normal people not want to be green.
  • Limited options.
  • If this “trend” caught on, the entire manufacturing and textile industries and all of China’s child laborers would be in peril and the world economic system would collapse.

Pros

  • Drop ‘em in the comment box if you can think of any.

What do you think?

Oh, and if you have any, you know, sensible green fashion ideas, drop those in the comment box, too.

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