Michael Vick Recycled as PETA Spokeslut
Insecure pussy Michael Vick is in negotiations with the devil, PETA, to become their new spokewhore. I’m trying to find words. Oh, wait, here are some.
1st: Vick sucks.
2nd: PETA sucks (or at least their vegetarian efforts do — the cruelty stuff is legit, though). A brief biology lesson/analogy: Know what happens when spiders don’t eat other bugs? Your house turns into infestation central. Know what happens when humans don’t eat cows, pigs, chickens, et. al.? The whole world turns into infestation central. Animals run amok, shitting on everything, eating up entire eco systems, the ozone blows a hole and we all die. Wanna be green? Eat this.
