Swine: The Other Green Meat
Here’s a delicious non-green green tip: eat swine! As the media continues to call the swine flu “swine flu” (even though it has nothing to do with swine), demand for scrumptious swine loins, swine chops, swine cutlets, swine ribs and other swine-a-licious items drop. Which means a whole lotta swine is going to waste. (We hear Egypt is killing off 350,000 perfectly good swines. Natch.)
But, ahoy! prices are dropping, too! So run to your local place-where-food-is-sold and buy up all the swine so it doesn’t go to waste. Grocery stores are generally found, like, everywhere and swine is amazingly delicious, so you really have no reason not to heed this rather appetizing tip of the day. Bon swine-petite!
Easy Swine Recipes
Swine is actually easy to make, hard to fuck up, and can always be saved with a dollop of BBQ sauce. Get cooking!
Bobby Flay does swine chops… with mangos! (We hear mangoes come from Mexico, too, so they might need rescuing from the landfills as well.)
Tyler Florence does easy pulled swine sandwiches!
And don’t forget, everything tastes better with a slab of bacon on top. So stock up on that too.
