Fuck Being Green

Fuck being "green." But yes! to easy, realistic solutions that fit my busy ADD life.

Being green is great and all, but there's no way in hell you're going to stop global warming, fight the oil mafia and save the whales all at the same time. It's about time we redefine what being green means. For ourselves and on our own, easy, not-trying-to-be-the-next-Al-Gore terms. Rock.

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Obama Saves the World so You Don’t Have To

obama 2010 budget

This is what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Congress passed Obama’s green-a-rific 2010 budget yesterday — with some education and health care stuff to boot. Woot!

Pour yourself a celebratory drink into a styrofoam cup because it may be your last. A shit ton of money is on its way to companies who build, you know, non-styrofoam cups so that you won’t be able to drink out of one if you tried. Cus there won’t be any. Green by default. That’s the way to do it.

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